pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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