Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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