lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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