Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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