Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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