Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
No subtext here. People are naked.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
