I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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