My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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