Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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