Your dad touched me again.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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