Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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