I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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