She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
