I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i now understand why vodka
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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