This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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