After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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