In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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