I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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