Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
it glows. i had to have it.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
