thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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