I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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