i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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