Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
and she was petting her beer can
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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