Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
