I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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