it wasn't lemon gatorade
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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