I want to stick my p in your. b.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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