I will die if light touches me.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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