Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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