yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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