If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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