my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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