Sry I called you an 8
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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