chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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