Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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