Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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