ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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