I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Im part way to drunk.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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