My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I wear drunk well.
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