I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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