he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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