ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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