I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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