i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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