He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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