now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Im part way to drunk.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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