Where is the hickey?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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