This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm sobbing to NWA
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
