it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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