She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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