David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
