yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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